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The reason I need a time machine...

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on 07-27-2010 at 07:37 AM (215 Views)
OK. You may be familiar with my foolproof plan to go back in time to 1969 and have my parents name me "Chewbacca", so around the early 1980's, I can sue the piss out of George Lucas for stealing my name, making myself rich and consequently safeguarding the franchise from his asshattery.

My other Big Plan is to save the Free World by harvesting a sperm and an egg from Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher, respectively, to implant into Sarah Palin to create the leader our world needs for these troubled times.

But that's not the reason I want a time machine at the moment. Right now, I want a time machine so I can go back to the 1960s and write a review for the "Star Trek" episode, "Amok Time", with the headline "Spock, Cockblocked."
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  1. Lovebug - 07-27-2010 08:32 AM
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    Lmao I was just watching the old series of star trek the one with the time portal on it . lol too weird you'd blog about that one lol.
  2. CelticCharm - 07-27-2010 09:31 AM
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    Oooo....A time machine eh....love it...iff i had a time machine, i would go back in time ..and destroy the sperm... that conceived dabarebackmountain....joshua harrison.
  3. Lovebug - 07-27-2010 09:46 AM
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    lmfao rolling in floor at Sam's comment ~
  4. Monty - 07-27-2010 08:08 PM
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    @IQ you are so pretentious!
  5. whttigergrl - 07-27-2010 08:31 PM
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    That's a pretty ambitious law suit for a pre teen...
  6. Argent009 - 07-28-2010 12:09 AM
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    Wouldn't work... There are a million Mexicans out there named Chewie, none of 'em sued.