OK. You may be familiar with my foolproof plan to go back in time to 1969 and have my parents name me "Chewbacca", so around the early 1980's, I can sue the piss out of George Lucas for stealing my name, making myself rich and consequently safeguarding the franchise from his asshattery.
My other Big Plan is to save the Free World by harvesting a sperm and an egg from Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher, respectively, to implant into Sarah Palin to create the leader our world
But you are all doing a fine job of kicking your own asses.
nevermind :roll:
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